Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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