my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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