Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So apparently I’m into choking now
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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