***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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