Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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