Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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