is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
