I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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