sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
your thong is hanging out like whoa
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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