He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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