hell yes lets make some ravioli
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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