I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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