I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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