Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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