just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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