We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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