well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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