He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It's like God shit irony all over that family
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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