am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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