well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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