11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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