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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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