i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
vagina is talking i cant
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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