Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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