Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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