Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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