I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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