Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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