ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize