8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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