The brown eye won't let me do that either.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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