You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Operation Purity has been aborted
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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