Pants 0. Shit 1.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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