ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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