Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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