He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
