Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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