What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
