Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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