I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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