PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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