we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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