Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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