i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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