i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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