i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i drank out of a bidet.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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