He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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