i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
