this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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