My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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