how do flat chested girls get laid?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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