Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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